VIRAL: Solenn Heussaff Twerks It For The First Time!
3:15 AM
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"Hindi sapat ang yaman para ibigin and isang tao. Ang pagibig ay nararamdaman hindi binibili. Ipinaglalaban, ipinagkakaloob sa tamang panahon."
My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy.
I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife.
Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 22-year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
Please don't be upset—I shall be home before midnight.
My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 57 years old.
I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 57 years old.
As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach.
He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 22 years old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference: 22 goes into 57 a lot more times than 57 goes into 22. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.
"Does it only exist in 80's movies?
I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window.
I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey.
I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me.
I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me.
JUST ONCE, I want my life to be like an 80's movie,
preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason.
But no, not John Hughes did not direct my life."